SaaS for constructive humiliation
Your resume has been spared long enough.
Upload what you want judged. Brutalino returns a brutally honest, genuinely funny roast—plus an optional fix when you are ready to turn the punchline into progress.
Try a light roast free. You choose what gets shared.
The Brutalino promise
Funny, useful, and yours to share.
No fake praise
We point to specific weak spots instead of wrapping generic advice in compliments.
No forced virality
Every result is designed to screenshot, but publishing it is always your call.
One roast. Actual direction.
The joke gets your attention. The fix earns it.
Brutalino starts narrow with career material, where unclear writing costs real opportunities. The same simple flow can expand into new things worth roasting later.
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Upload the thing
Start with a resume, LinkedIn headline, dating bio, pitch, outfit, room, or code snippet.
- 02
Get the honest version
Brutalino turns vague discomfort into a specific, funny critique you can actually understand.
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Share it or fix it
Download a screenshot-ready roast, then upgrade for practical edits that solve what got roasted.
Built for the screenshot
A roast that reads faster than another advice thread.
Short punches, clear hierarchy, and a share-ready result make the critique easy to absorb. When a line lands too close to home, jump straight to a practical rewrite.
“Your summary says ‘results-driven’ but has misplaced the results.”
Example roast line—not a customer review.
Pay once, recover quickly
No subscription for a one-time ego check.
Start free, buy the deeper critique, or add the version that actually fixes the problem.
Light roast
Free
A quick taste before you hand over lunch money.
- One short critique
- A few specific callouts
- Share-ready result
Extended roast
$4 one time
A fuller, sharper teardown for people who can take a joke and a note.
- Deeper line-by-line critique
- Prioritized weak spots
- Polished share card
- No recurring charge
Roast + fix
$12 one time
Enjoy the damage, then leave with a practical rewrite instead of a complex.
- Everything in Extended
- Actionable improvement plan
- Rewritten key sections
- Before-and-after comparison
Questions before impact
Read this before getting roasted.
Enough polite feedback
Upload the resume. We will say it.
Get the laugh, find the weak spots, and decide whether to share the evidence or quietly improve it.