SaaS for constructive humiliation

Your resume has been spared long enough.

Upload what you want judged. Brutalino returns a brutally honest, genuinely funny roast—plus an optional fix when you are ready to turn the punchline into progress.

Try a light roast free. You choose what gets shared.

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The Brutalino promise

Funny, useful, and yours to share.

No fake praise

We point to specific weak spots instead of wrapping generic advice in compliments.

No forced virality

Every result is designed to screenshot, but publishing it is always your call.

One roast. Actual direction.

The joke gets your attention. The fix earns it.

Brutalino starts narrow with career material, where unclear writing costs real opportunities. The same simple flow can expand into new things worth roasting later.

  1. 01

    Upload the thing

    Start with a resume, LinkedIn headline, dating bio, pitch, outfit, room, or code snippet.

  2. 02

    Get the honest version

    Brutalino turns vague discomfort into a specific, funny critique you can actually understand.

  3. 03

    Share it or fix it

    Download a screenshot-ready roast, then upgrade for practical edits that solve what got roasted.

Built for the screenshot

A roast that reads faster than another advice thread.

Short punches, clear hierarchy, and a share-ready result make the critique easy to absorb. When a line lands too close to home, jump straight to a practical rewrite.

“Your summary says ‘results-driven’ but has misplaced the results.”

Example roast line—not a customer review.

Pay once, recover quickly

No subscription for a one-time ego check.

Start free, buy the deeper critique, or add the version that actually fixes the problem.

Light roast

Free

A quick taste before you hand over lunch money.

  • One short critique
  • A few specific callouts
  • Share-ready result
Try it free
The full hit

Extended roast

$4 one time

A fuller, sharper teardown for people who can take a joke and a note.

  • Deeper line-by-line critique
  • Prioritized weak spots
  • Polished share card
  • No recurring charge
Get roasted

Roast + fix

$12 one time

Enjoy the damage, then leave with a practical rewrite instead of a complex.

  • Everything in Extended
  • Actionable improvement plan
  • Rewritten key sections
  • Before-and-after comparison
Roast it, then fix it

Questions before impact

Read this before getting roasted.

Enough polite feedback

Upload the resume. We will say it.

Get the laugh, find the weak spots, and decide whether to share the evidence or quietly improve it.

Start my roast